Friday Philosophy – Do Average to Be a Success

A few days ago a friend of mine, helifromfinland, tweeted something that exactly matched the topic that I was thinking of doing my next Friday Philosophy on. Heli said:

I am learning to do things well enough, not always perfect. Even writing that sentence feels so wrong but #babysteps :-D

That made me smile – I know the feeling myself and I know some people for whom it is all-consuming. It is something that I (more...)

Creating UKOUG Tech15 – The View from the Inside

At the end of last week I was contacted by the UKOUG who asked me if I would agree to be on the planning committee for the annual technical conference this year – Tech15. Not only that but I was privileged to be asked to repeat my role from Tech14 and be the Lead for the Database area. I am of course happy to do so.

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Why do I mention this? Well, this year I (more...)

Friday Philosophy – The Problem of Positive Discrimination?

Have you ever (or are you currently) working in an organisation with any Positive Discrimination policies? Where, for example, there is a stated aim to have 25% of the board as female or 30% of the workforce from ethnic groups that are not of the majority ethnic group in your geographic location? How do you feel about that? Is positive discrimination a good thing or a bad thing? I can’t decide.

{Big Caveat! Before anyone (more...)

Return of the Disasters – OUG Ireland 2015

In just under a month I’ll be off to Dublin for the 2015 OUG Ireland conference. It takes place on Thursday the 19th of March. I’m doing my favorite presentation to present, on I.T. disasters I have witnessed and what you can learn from them (so now the title of this blog makes sense and maybe is not as exciting as it suggested).

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I used to do this talk once or twice a year (more...)

Learning for free – UK User Group Meetings Coming Up

There are a few user group meetings coming up in the UK over the next week or two.

Note, you need to register to attend any of these, follow the links.

First is Club Oracle London, which are evening sessions held in London with 3 talks plus free beer and pizza. The next meeting is Thursday Feb 26th at 103a Oxford Street, kicking off at 18:30. You can register for this free event here and (more...)

Friday Philosophy – Want to Get On in Business? Don’t Start from Down Here

I had a manager a few years ago, a lady. She was good at her job, knew the tech and we got on well. And she would take the piss out of me constantly about my height. One day, another member of the team suddenly said “Hey! Leave him alone! He might actually be sensitive about it and it’s wrong you should be bullying him like this”. My boss replied “Oh come on, he’s not (more...)

iTunes 12.1 skips after recent update

iTunes started skipping on my PC after a recent update (end of Jan 2015). It is version 12.1 of iTunes.

iTunes skips when using Chrome, mostly.

That’s enough search-friendly lines to help the web crawlers get here. Apologies to my normal visitors, this is obviously nothing to do with Oracle databases, development or my usual ramblings. Go read something else unless you landed here looking for help with skipping iTunes playback.

iTunes on my (more...)

Friday Philosophy – How Much does Social Media Impact your Career for Real?

Does what you tweeting impact your chances of getting that next interview?
Do people check out your Facebook pictures before making you an offer?
Does my Blog actually have any impact on my career?

We’ve all heard horror stories about people losing their job as a result of a putting something “very unfortunate” on their facebook page, like how they were on holiday/at a sports event when their employer was under the illusion they were (more...)

An Oracle Instance is Like An Upmarket Restaurant

I recently did an Introduction to Oracle presentation, describing how the oracle instance worked – technically, but from a very high level. In it I used the analogy of a restaurant, which I was quite happy with. I am now looking at converting that talk into a set of short articles and it struck me that the restaurant analogy is rather good!

Here is a slide from the talk:

Simple partial overview of an Oracle Instance

Simple partial overview of an Oracle (more...)

The BBC has “Stolen” my Interesting Shortest Day Facts

Today, the 21st December 2014, is the “shortest day” in the Western Hemisphere this year, the day in which the period of daylight is shortest (it’s the 22nd if the last Leap Year is more than 2 years ago).

I’ve blogged before about how the evenings start drawing out BEFORE the shortest day and, despite it not being an Oracle technical post and was also one of my first posts {when almost no one came (more...)